Once theri was a man named ALIstair and he had fucking stupied hair, ans he disteed uit wAZ hos tu5n to make dinner instrad of daniika. Aliair was all like "Give me the frying pan I am going to make the Dinner tonight" and Danika was like "Oh. Uh ok." and Alitair took the knife and the frying pan and he started to try and make food and Danika was all like do you enen know how to make food and Alistair was all liike damn yes I know what I'm doing and danika was all like lol sure you do. so he cut up some goddam,n vegetables and did it kinda badkly and danika was all like "i fuckin knew it" and he was like "shut the fuck iup I'm a god and sdon'